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I have discovered a new emotion
  babyfox876
 
08:41am 16/12/2009  
  I've never been in a fight, but right now I feel like I could take on a Titan.

Here's what I did tonight:

I walked from Portland to Tualatin.

I will now impart this story without premise:

I walked across the Ross Island Bridge, cut across a 45-degree-angle field to save time, and proceeded to walk I-5 South.

I got stopped by a cop 40 feet away from the Terwilliger exit....and got dropped off at the Fred Myer's off said exit.

I walked another 100 yards and got offered a ride from a cab driver...in exchange for sex. I kept walking and realized I still have integrity.

I got a ride from a crying, hysterical drunk woman from a gas station at the end of Barber to the area around Winco.

I walked, completely lost, from there to the Tualatin exit.

I declined a ride from a lady, staggered into my apartment and proceeded to drink away the fact that I can now see three layers of skin peeled away from my heels. Like a jawbreaker...



You. Are. Dead. To. Me.		  
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